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-Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
-Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
-My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
-I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
-Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
-I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
-You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
-Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
-A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
-Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.